Tycho Brahe’s completed a Command & Conquer 3 novel which was then rejected. Electronic Arts loss of revenue is irrefutable by denying the ground breaking magnum opus by the eldritch author who among other works includes Penny Arcade’s On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode One. Holy fruit fucker! What a loss!
Then the harvester returned to base with some tiberium. It deposited its load before returning to the tiberium field to get more. After harvesting some tiberium, it retuned back toward the base…eventually they run out of tiberium!
Riveting.
Here’s my version. The tiberium actually turns out to be Soylent Green!
Yummy.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die
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Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath!
