Hic Sunt Dracones

the smylere with the knyf under the cloke

Rejected Command and Conquer 3 Novel

Tycho Brahe’s completed a Command & Conquer 3 novel which was then rejected. Electronic Arts loss of revenue is irrefutable by denying the ground breaking magnum opus by the eldritch author who among other works includes Penny Arcade’s On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode One. Holy fruit fucker! What a loss!

Penny Arcade - Dynamism - Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars™ Novel

Then the harvester returned to base with some tiberium. It deposited its load before returning to the tiberium field to get more. After harvesting some tiberium, it retuned back toward the base…eventually they run out of tiberium!

Riveting.

Tiberium Wars™ - Soylent Green

Here’s my version. The tiberium actually turns out to be Soylent Green!

Yummy.

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Written by cthulhu

April 28, 2007 at 3:51 am

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