Your Soul for Heroes Fund
01:44 AM – Tuesday, May 22, 2007 – by Tim
Want to trade one soul (near-mint condition) in exchange for one new episode of Heroes every day for the rest of my life.
Do you accept?
02:07 PM – Tuesday, May 22, 2007 – by Tim
Oh you silly people. I’m not trading my soul. I have thousands of souls from poor individuals who read the fine print at the bottom of this page. Go ahead, see for yourself.
Did you look? Good. Thank for funding my “All Heroes for Tim, All the time” effort.
By reading this fine print your soul is now the exclusive property of Ctrl+Alt+Del and subsidiaries.
Unauthorized use of Ctrl+Alt+Del characters, images, materials, souls, odors, and oxygen is strongly discouraged. We know where you sleep.