The Catherine Tate (the Other) Show
“Don’t play with fire,” she warned. “Selfish and greedy!” She blared.
She tagged her neighbour’s wallpaper with Banksy-esque stencil graffiti. Caricaturing the public with black and white gospel of her own.
She waxed philosophical about being eccentric as equal to being generic, escaping the gravity of irony altogether. That’s good. That’s bad. The lanky chav concurred, “It’s the strewth! Huzzah! Hallelujah! Bravo!”
Satisfied with the compliment. She drivels again — looking plastered.
“Am I bovvered?”
“Look at my face, is my face bovvered? Face? Bovvered?”
At a point you really wish David Tennant (Dr Who) shuts Catherine Tate (Lauren Cooper) with his Sonic Screwdriver — screwing her self-absorbed mind shut.
“What a fuckin’ liberty!”