Hic Sunt Dracones

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A Whore-Meat Can Solve My Prostitute Problem

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A little cat gave me a start this morning. As she licked my earlobe, she shared her queer thought. She thinks that a whore-meat can solve my prostitute problem. What! A whole-meal can help my prostate problem? So I gave her fishsticks *pat*pat*pat*.

Written by cthulhu

April 15, 2009 at 10:09 pm

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Stroyent (Humanifil Killemal) Cures Projectile Dysfunction (P.D.)

Stroyent (Humanifil Killemal) Cures Projectile Dysfunction (P.D.)

Before taking Stroyent, ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for killing activity. Do not take Stroyent if you’re a wuss. Common side effects include overheating, additional experience and anal leakage.

Written by cthulhu

May 10, 2008 at 7:12 pm